Over-sized rear.

[Peripheral]

Joey here, can you see what I see?

 

[dick]

You don't need a WIDE LOAD sign do you Peri ??

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Mrs P will have your guts for garters if you throw the toilet roll at the TV if England score tonight.

 

[WellyMan]

The title of this thread made me wonder if it was going to be rude!

 

[Peripheral]

You don't need a WIDE LOAD sign do you Peri ??

I think BROAD LOAD might suffice Dick....... Mmm, what about WIDE SIDE?