Name something

[me2]

Howard's El Lobo wasn't very British.

 

[me2]

A Turkish Waiter

 

[me2]

A Peruvian Wart

 

[Adrian Morris]

Seymour's cook at his boys school. He thought she might have been Ukranian.

 

[maltrab]

Compo does not know how far it is to New Zealand

 

[Inky Batty]

The Universe has no lid on it.

 

[onyx(John)]

Wallaroo, Australia.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard is a regular spaceman in the context of visiting "Planet Marina" but he always comes back to Earth with a bump when Mission Controller Pearl cuts his retro boosters and places him in quarantine which is inevitability the bedroom where recuperation involves stripping wallpaper or painting the drawers.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Compo's wife ran off with a chuffing Pole. (Polish man)

 

[Adrian Morris]

Tom couldn't understand Waldo. He thought he might having been speaking Polish or something.

 

[Inky Batty]

Foggy thought about taking his Burmese natives and invading the Dutch East Indies

 

[Inky Batty]

Clegg suggested that Compo could go Ferreting in Mongolia.

 

[Pearl]

Mr Wainwright never went to Red China.

 

[Pearl]

And apparently the Japaneses are pretty good at the more trickier practices of the marriage bed

 

[Adrian Morris]

The Romans

 

[Brian Johns]

There is always the Aliens in Welcome to Earth!

 

[Adrian Morris]

Moscow

 

[Adrian Morris]

South Pacific

 

[dick]

Lets not forget up the Orinoco!

 

[Inky Batty]

Wigglesworth discovered America.