So you're watching something gentle and soothing. The romantic moment is close to arriving. Then suddenly clash-bang shouting ensues which causes you to practically fall out of your chair. Then suddenly there is a very graphic description of a male bathroom problem complete with a fireboat shooting fountains as it sails dramatically past the Statue of Liberty. Then comes the Medicare ad with the red, white, and blue card with more shouting as they attempt to get past brain fog and a hearing loss by repeating the telephone number about 20 times. Then after you're bug eyed, the program returns and the romantic moment ensues.