Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Keep the batteries in your shaver charged or you could end up like this. This morning I went to wash my face and two swallows and a wood pigeon flew out of there. When it gets to that length it drives me potty. OK, I know I'm potty without the beard. I once tried shaving with a cut-throat razor and after only one minute my head fell off and rolled under the settee. I shouted to my wife for help and she came running in with a tube of super glue.
"While I'm down here," I shouted, "do you remember that mince pie I lost last Christmas? Well, I've found it. It needs a good going over with the vacuum cleaner but it should be OK for my dinner with some fresh custard on it."
"While I'm down here," I shouted, "do you remember that mince pie I lost last Christmas? Well, I've found it. It needs a good going over with the vacuum cleaner but it should be OK for my dinner with some fresh custard on it."