Internet cleaning day

[gothic]

I heard from one of my colleagues at my Internet supplier that they’re re-introducing “Internet Cleaning Day” on the 3rd December at 12:03AM
The plan would be to shut down the internet and scrub it clean which should take no longer than 6 hours. During that time lost packets would be cleaned out of routers, dead gopher servers would be pulled out of holes, leaky pipes would be mended etc.
They reckon the internet should run a lot faster after.

 

[maltrab]

I heard from one of my colleagues at my Internet supplier that they’re re-introducing “Internet Cleaning Day” on the 3rd December at 12:03AM
The plan would be to shut down the internet and scrub it clean which should take no longer than 6 hours. During that time lost packets would be cleaned out of routers, dead gopher servers would be pulled out of holes, leaky pipes would be mended etc.
They reckon the internet should run a lot faster after.

Only if you change the Frugal valve at the same time

 

[Barrychuckle]

I heard from one of my colleagues at my Internet supplier that they’re re-introducing “Internet Cleaning Day” on the 3rd December at 12:03AM
The plan would be to shut down the internet and scrub it clean which should take no longer than 6 hours. During that time lost packets would be cleaned out of routers, dead gopher servers would be pulled out of holes, leaky pipes would be mended etc.
They reckon the internet should run a lot faster after.

Will you need to be wear Howards floral apron for such a chore?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Surely it cant take all those hours to clean it look at the size of it!

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[Pearl]

Are we talking the male version of cleaning or the female version? Like are things on the mantle piece going to be lifted or just cleaned round?

 

[maltrab]

I have just rushed down and put a tenner credit in the meter, so the internet worldwide keeps working

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Are we talking the male version of cleaning or the female version? Like are things on the mantle piece going to be lifted or just cleaned round?

Please don't give it a " Nora rug clean with a Carpet Beater" type treatment or it'll be down for months.

 

[Barrychuckle]

I have just rushed down and put a tenner credit in the meter, so the internet worldwide keeps working

Tanner or a Tenner in your meter?