Hi, I am Jack.

[Peripheral]

Hello, I am Jack, Peri's new little doggy. I hope he doesn't mind me using his laptop. I just wanted to say hello and tell you what happened yesterday. The old man, Peri, let me out in the front garden for a pee. When I had finished, he came back to the door and shouted 'HI JACK'. Do you know, six people in the street put their hands in the air and shouted, 'YOU CAN HAVE MY MONEY BUT PLEASE DON'T SHOOT'.
Hope you like my new photos..... Jack.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Hey Jack happy for your input but please don't leave any of your "little messages" on our site please use the plastic bags provided .

 

[Peripheral]

Hey Jack happy for your input but please don't leave any of your "little messages" on our site please use the plastic bags provided .

Hello, Mr Clutterbuck, I did have some plastic bags but my new dad used them all.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

We might share a name , Captain Black Jack Clutterbuck pleased to make your acquaintance, but if you have any thoughts of digging up the ground to find my treasure and using it buy some bags for yourself forget it . Get your new Master to unpick the stitching on his very deep pockets and buy some for you .

 

[Peripheral]

What, and bring my money out into the daylight????????