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Favourite Arkwright selling ruses

  • Thread starter Thread starter captain clutterbuck
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Arkwright drags a man back from the Bus Stop as he thinks he couldn't get in door of the shop but its the wrong man.

Customer: I were just standing at the bus stop thinking about the wife's bad leg and next thing I am grabbed by this mad grocer and I'm standing in this shop.
Arkwright: Don't worry sir you won't miss your bus please accept this small gift for your trouble, we have this , an elastic bandage very versatile fits either leg but not both together because you wouldn't want the wife falling over and landing on her face .
Customer: That's very generous of you, thanks very much
Granville: That's a first
Arkwright : That'll be 67 p
 
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