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Cosmic emptiness

A bacon sarnie and a can of beer normally eases the pain....

I celebrated a Birthday in Corfu many years ago got up after a heavy session and my mates gave me a plate with a huge bun saying get that down it'll help, bacon sarnie can cure anything [Al Murray testified to that in one of his shows]. I was about to bite into it when through bleary eyes I noticed something green sticking out opened it up to find a squashed Heineken lager tin covered in brown sauce.
 
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