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  1. captain clutterbuck

    Summer of Rockets

    Shortest fight in History and we all know who won better don some gloves Peri that ice can burn!
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    rough day

    My old man loved a couple of pints after work he would come home get changed and go off to the local but one night I can vividly remember him coming home about ten minutes after he left to go there . He had gone to the bar taken a deep breath at which point 5 buttons popped off his shirt front...
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    Summer of Rockets

    6 episodes available on BBC IPlayer . Blurb states its a Cold War Drama written by Stephen Poliakoff
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    Good Day to all Summer Winers.

    Peri, Your quote drew the following reactions from the ladies :eek::eek: Nora :eek::eek: Ivy :eek::eek: Pearl :eek::eek::eek::mad: Edie :) Brenda
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    Chelsea Flower Show

    One of my favourite stills from the Chelsea Flower show evokes happy memories of childhood just had to watch a clip on You Tube laughing my head off.
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    Best Performance #5

    Gnome and Away [I hope it counts as its unaccredited but Sir Norman had played Billy before so have to assume its him ] simply because when he appears with the gnome at the end you can hear the shock and absolute delight on the soundtrack and which of you didn't smile or laugh out loud when he...
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    Roses with tears.

    Roses with tears evokes memories of Norman Vaughan cutting a lonely sad figure when he got the tin tack from the Golden Shot.
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    Would it still be going today?

    I hope not!!! I concede riding the Elephant was not the smartest move . I don't know if you caught it Rick but it was really laugh out loud in parts especially if like me you've aged and become a lifelong member of the Victor Meldrew Appreciation Society . The world seems to be against him and...
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on the run from the Police. They ran into a barn, and each hide in a sack. The Policemen come in and kick the sack with the redhead in it, she shouts, "Meow..." The Police say, " It's just a cat," they go on and kick the sack with the brunette. She shouts...
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    Would it still be going today?

    Clearly they are just so short of ideas the recycle this way past its sell by date show, yet in another breath they canned Boomers which has promise and a stellar cast ,who makes these decisions ? If they also bin Warren , which also had some laugh out loud moments, then I just despair.
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    After your hair recedes you need to have the opposite of a face lift to pull your remaining hair forward. It does have a major drawback you now blow your nose on your chin and eat through your neck :08:
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    Good Day to all Summer Winers.

    Late change in your appointment Manwino, you will be seeing a Nurse Batty please ask for her on your arrival. :eek::08:
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    Good Day to all Summer Winers.

    It's you lucky day Peri Auntie has a special deal today on her car cleaning , look out of the window for a Milk Float approaching on which is not only the car cleaning kit but also the cleaning operatives , step forward Tom and Smiler !
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    Preparing for surgery

    I have lost count of the times I have seen it, I can probably recite the script verbatim .
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    Eastergate Bridge taken today

    It's not the text it's the picture and what it stirs in Dick , he normally cannot resist posting something about the lady in the suit and then Pearl , who looks out for him , has to step in to calm him down . :)
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    Bank Holiday again !

    All gone a bit Bernard Cribbins where you are Dick ???:)
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    how a game of monopoly usualy ends in our house

    The dog is a Scottie even if it donned the silver boot it couldn't have overturned the table doesn't have the strength .......................... and to be honest being cast in metal precludes it from moving anyway . There are probably no Chance or Community Chest cards which state " Go berserk...
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    Eastergate Bridge taken today

    Oh no Manwino you've done it now !! Poor Dick is , and its not an exaggeration, besotted by this episode and particularly this still photo , he mentions it at every opportunity and you have just lit the trail of gunpowder by posting it . Sadly for Dick the site Police in the guise of Chief...
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    Gardening help

    Peri, You, like other married males, could simply consult with your good lady! Why I hear you ask ........ well everyone knows that at sometime they make Mountains out of Molehills :08::tw:
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    Four hosepipes

    Unlike a tongue lashing from Ivy, Nora , Pearl or Edie which comes from all directions, a sort of Scolding Surround Sound:eek: