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  1. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A husband and wife are involved in a car crash , he managed to scramble out but his wife was burned on the face and head when the car burst into flames however, she did manage to scramble clear as well. In Hospital the Surgeon tells the couple she needs a skin graft to her face but as she is...
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    Holmfirth Webcam

    A big thank you Marianna for helping to solicit an explanation it is very much appreciated . Does his response imply that this is not the local council who pick up the tab for promoting Holmfirth/Huddersfield but himself paying for the upkeep of the Webcam and the Electricity it uses . It does...
  3. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A Doctor from an Asylum decides it would be good for some of the patients if he took them to an International Football Match at Wembley but so they don't look out of place he decides to teach them some simple commands that will help them fit in at key moments. When the English National Anthem...
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    The Blakey Twins

    Chuck, Nothing to do with the great Art Blakey , Stephen Lewis played Cyril Blake [known as Blakey] in a UK comedy On the Buses and the photo is an shot from an episode where Stephen is dressed as Cyril's twin sister as well as Cyril "Blakey" Blake the Bus Inspector he...
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    Interesting

    So sorry the perils of cut an mis-paste the Plough is at number 6 but the Queens Head should have been at number 9 so its off to the Tower for me. :fp:
  6. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Andy was interred in Prison . While their he managed to get on well with his inmates and warders . They learned that he was quite the carpenter and they put his skills to work in the Prison to refurbish the dining room and kitchens. Anyway ,as he was close to parole, they decided he could go...
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    The Blakey Twins

    It was a vehicle for some of the cast of Hi De Hi when that finished, written by David Croft and a series of other writers it made it to 20 episodes before being canned . Mr Lewis played Harry Lambert in his usual inimitable style.
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Survivors... Still around. :)

    Or indeed as employees of the Diva-Droid company our shutdown discs are about to be activated .
  9. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained...
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    Interesting

    You might be interested to know Marianna that the name Bay Horse does not feature in the top 50 pub names in the UK . The top ten are:- 1. Red Lion 2. The Crown 3. Royal Oak 4.White Hart 5. The Swan 6.The Plough 7.The Bell 8.Rose &Crown 9.The Plough 10. Railway Tavern Of course this is fairly...
  11. captain clutterbuck

    A scary thought

    I guess you could say Still Game is Summer Wine-esque , old Guys and Isa dealing with everyday life in an urban setting just without the Scenery.
  12. captain clutterbuck

    Singing

    I would think , but happy to be corrected , that it was a simple parody of the original poem.
  13. captain clutterbuck

    Singing

    It's a poem by Mary Howitt written in 1829 which has been set to music in the past .
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Survivors... Still around. :)

    So difficult because they are mostly no longer in the public eye , most have retired and sadly you only hear anything about them when their death is announced in the paper . Looking at the list I believe those still alive are [but could be wrong] :- Robert Fyfe [93 years young] Juliette Kaplan...
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    The Blakey Twins

    You have such a penchant for the satirical and the ironic ! SL spent his acting life playing all his roles in the same manner check him out in Oh Doctor Beeching .
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    Interesting

    ................ or the Eli Duckett
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Something Odd

    I think that this is the infamous cake offering in the Cafe when it was Nora who had first choice and it was a Cream Horn [which this looks like although Nora is holding something different in the shot] . Ivy had cunningly cut off the tip so when Nora picked it up she only got a small section...
  18. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    An old couple in their 90's are struggling with their memory so they go to the Doctor who says they are physically healthy and its just their age that is causing their memory loss but suggests that they write things down to help. Sitting watching the TV one night the husband gets up to go to the...
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    Still Open All Hours?

    He had quite a varied career when you read IMDB , he had started in 1959 with his last role in 2010 which is some time to be acting . He never really had a starring role lots of of single appearances in lots of shows been in both Coronation Street and Eastenders but I guess will always be...
  20. captain clutterbuck

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    Little Stevie is talking to his best friend at Junior School about his parents . His best friend says if they are like my parents they will be hiding some secret from you and I found if I said to the " I know the whole truth" they got anxious and gave me money and presents. Little Stevie...
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