What is the third item?

[Peripheral]

Good Day all, it's morning and here is my morning line up of necessaries. Right to left they are my cup for my morning cuppa, a small container for my pee sample for the nurse to collect later and, ......what do you think the smallest container has in it? I am interested to know what you think could be in it. Please keep your answers clean.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Its a file of racy Eau De Cologne to dab behind your ears, probably made by Lynx called Temptation, all to make you irresistible to the Nurse when she calls .

 

[RickAns]

I have got to stop reading your suggestive posts when I am having breakfast....

 

[Peripheral]

Its a file of racy Eau De Cologne to dab behind your ears, probably made by Lynx called Temptation, all to make you irresistible to the Nurse when she calls .

That is 100% spot-on Captain. Now she has been I must go and rest my weary body.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

and rest my weary body

.................................And your Teary Eyes as she heads over the Horizon that is your doorstep, you've gone all Trevor Howard in Brief Encounter .......... or is it Celia Johnson

 

[Peripheral]

.................................And your Teary Eyes as she heads over the Horizon that is your doorstep, you've gone all Trevor Howard in Brief Encounter .......... or is it Celia Johnson

Hey Captain, such brilliant deduction. How do you know she wore briefs?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

another Oh Matron moment Peri !! but with Matron they certainly weren't . I had an Aunt Mary who was a matron but she did the strangest things such as :-

Auntie Mary
had a Canary
up the leg of her drawers
it did come down
for half a crown
and got a round of applause!

 

[Peripheral]

another Oh Matron moment Peri !! but with Matron they certainly weren't . I had an Aunt Mary who was a matron but she did the strangest things such as :-

Auntie Mary
had a Canary
up the leg of her drawers
it did come down
for half a crown
and got a round of applause!

Now that is so strange Captain.
I had an auntie Mary
who had a canary
up the leg of her drawers
But it didn't come down for half a crown
It flew away
screeching a song
to get away from the pong.
..

 

[captain clutterbuck]

What a coincidence Peri we both had an Auntie Mary , you didn't have an Uncle Singen who had a Pigeon or a Cousin Brook who had a Rook

 

[Peripheral]

No, I didn't have any of those Captain, But I did have an uncle with a bald wig who kept a fat pig and a hairy uncle Boris whose car was a morris.