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Things not in Compo's Matchbox

maltrab

maltrab

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Just for fun lets have some idea's of things not in Compo's Matchbox, a few that spring to mind are

1.Matches
2.Soap
3.Employee's ID badge
4.Car Keys
5.Memory Stick for laptop
 
1.A love letter from Nora
2.An I.O.U. from Foggy
3.A winning betting slip.
4.Nora's front door key.
5.A guarantee from Auntie Wainwrights.
 
1.Honey
2.Airline Ticket
3.Dry Cleaning receipt
4.Knitting Pattern
5.Donation for the Church
 
1.A diamond ring
2.A World Cup Winners Medal
3.A Tie pin
4.A needle and thread
5.A whole cigerette
 
1. A receipt from Moss Bros.
2. A tooth pick.
3. Shoe polish.
4. Mrs Beaton's good houskeeping guide.
5. Enough money to buy a round of drinks.
 
An uncashed Giro
Dental floss
Keys to a Rolls Royce
Nora Batty's phone number
Cleggy's Viagra
 
I think we would be unlikely to find:

1. a tie - it is already holding his trousers up
2. a love letter from the lady on the Huddersfield bus
3. fish'n'chips from Sid's van - long since eaten
4. a dried date - lost in Seymour's pond
5. a decorated egg - given away as a weddig present
 
1-A winning Lottery Ticket
2-A Priceless Gold Watch
3-Membership card for the Conservative party
4-A glowing school report
5-Scented note paper
6-A ticket for the Glacier Express in Switzerland
 
A Long Service Medal
A Eurostar ticket
A TV Licence
A Credit Card
Income Tax overpayment letter
 
Tie man of the year award
school matricualtion pass letter
weight watcher's gold award
a letter from Wally telling him to lay off Norah
a love letter from Ivy
 
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