Unforgetable Phrases

[Elmc]

Norm: Don't forget to write!

 

[Pearl]

"I think it was a lorry"
Wally to Nora.

That seen has me rolling round the floor, the look on Wally's face is classic

 

[dick]

I get me rag out and come out here and sulk!! >

 

[Pearl]

I get me rag out and come out here and sulk!! >

INSIDE YOU!!!!!

 

[dick]

I get me rag out and come out here and sulk!! >

INSIDE YOU!!!!!

It just so appens I'm ready to go back in!

 

[onyx(John)]

Do you reckon I`m in love with Mrs Batty, or is it just sex?

 

[Pearl]

I get me rag out and come out here and sulk!! >

INSIDE YOU!!!!!

It just so appens I'm ready to go back in!

 

[dick]

Are you holding it properly Barry??? ;D

 

[Pearl]

Av lost more than me pigeon!

 

[Compo]

Very well said, what a laugh, thanks for passing them on...

 

[George]

Urgh,it's like dipping your fingers in chutney.

 

[Elmc]

Clegg: "Do you think they'll be any danger?"
Foggy: "Oh no! We'll be in no danger."
Clegg: "I meant for HIM."

 

[Pearl]

Compo: It's only me
Ivy: Only you? That's like saying its only the black death!
Compo: Thank you!!!

 

[George]

Missionary “Have you read your Bible?”
Clegg “Not this morning,I haven't finished me paper yet”

 

[Pearl]

" I tell thee lads if tha's never stood in the warm sun light naked to the waist with Nora Batty pelting thee with dates tha's never lived"




"Pelted you with dates did she? Lucky for you she wasn't making a coconut cake"

 

[Elmc]

Clegg: "What are you using on your windows, Howard?"
Howard: "The best years of my life."

 

[Norm]

WHO'S STEERING !!!!!

 

[Little Al]

How do they get fish just the right size for this batter?

 

[Molodets]

Properly handled, poverty can be within the reach of everyone. --Norman Clegg

 

[Magnatometer]

He's told them to turn left at Huddersfield.