Peripheral
Dedicated Member
The new year for me was a bit of a disappointment, I wanted to make the most of New Year's Eve, I was in bed for ten but only three of them turned up. Xmas week was interesting, I was fascinated by the new neighbours across the road. Man, is that woman big? She is massive. When she goes out to post a letter at the end of the street her belly is halfway there before her backside has left the house. Her husband is just the opposite. He is so thin he has to run around in the shower to get wet. They have a daughter who is going in the same direction as her mother, outwards and a son who is very skinny like his dad. He shaved all his hair off, painted his head red and won first prize in a Swan Vestas match look-alike contest. The daughter had grown her hair long, dyed it green, spiked it and looked like a mouldy hedgehog. All was well till she walked past a short-sighted guy with a hedge trimmer called Eli. Do you call your hedge trimmer Eli?
I must keep my eye on those people. They seem quite interesting.
I must keep my eye on those people. They seem quite interesting.
