Summer Wine A-Z Game

[daveb]

Compo to Clegg & Blamire: “No, I can’t be an EVIL spirit.”

 

[daveb]

Cooper: “I FORGOT the wife’s birthday.”
Walsh: “I’ve seen you when you FORGOT you had a wife.”

 

[barmpot]

Great long dollop

 

[dick]

I were always HUNGRY !!

 

[daveb]

Clegg regarding Foggy: “You get depressed sometimes and begin to believe that there aren’t any real old fashioned IDIOTS left and then, out of the blue, comes a genuine, 14 karat, gilt edged barmpot like this.”

 

[daveb]

Compo to Foggy: “We JUST pop up the hill and have a fag.”

 

[daveb]

Clegg: “Instead of KEEPING things simple we all have our netball size dreams.”

 

[daveb]

Compo about Blamire: “Fancy having that [moustache] above your top LIP. Like a hedgehog’s bum.”

 

[daveb]

Mr Wainwright to Mrs Partridge: “We should be out MAKING ancient MUSIC together.”

 

[daveb]

Clegg: “Hey I hope you’re NOT gonna be one of them chain NON-smokers Foggy that can’t finish NOT having one before you start NOT having another.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy to Compo: “Right now it’s OOZING between the second & third fingers of your right hand.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy about Sid: “I’ve seen the way he looks at the bus conductress, like a stamp collector with a PENNY black.”

 

[daveb]

Compo about Foggy: “No, no, you looked just like a silent movie QUEER.”

 

[daveb]

Seymour: “I haven’t got it legally REGISTERED as my invention yet.”

 

[daveb]

The Self-propelled Salad Strainer

 

[daveb]

Compo to Nora as she walks away: “Tha looks TERRIFIC from the back.”

 

[dick]

On account of they're all USELESS articles !

 

[dick]

A mixture of VINEGAR and garlic !

 

[daveb]

Foggy: “We’ve got to ask ourselves WHAT are we contributing towards a better WORLD?”

 

[daveb]

Foggy regarding Compo: “And he should know, he’s the eXpert around here about not working.”