Discussion in 'Lets Have some Summer Wine Fun' started by jrt2345, Nov 29, 2012.
Clegg: “It must be very hard for VICAR’s wives to believe in religion. When you’re married to the salesman you tend to learn all the snags in the product.”
My Barry goes to a UNISEX Hairdressers.
We`ll tel them I`ve got a TWIN brother.
Where`s he going in his best SUIT?
RETARDED is more like.
Stop QUIVERING man !
He had 100 PORCUPINES.
Norman Clegg that was, who ONCE dallied with my affections
E`re get that down your NECK.
Hey stop. He`s stolen MY MILK float.
Hey Nora LEND us your LIPSTICK.
How would you like to be a KISSOGRAM girl?
What's a JIFFY Norm??
Compo: “IRENE Hodgkiss thought I looked terrific.”
Clegg: “There’s a HIGHWAY code at work down there Howard that’s only for advanced motorists.”
Compo to Sid about fizzy lemonade: “GIVES me the wind.”
Tom to Auntie Wainwright: “I’ve FINALLY FOUND him [Smiler] someone.”
Foggy: “It is my intention to transform the current Arnold Crescent into a small but EFFICIENT outpost of all the military virtues.”
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