Starting a Fight. Mansize tissues.

[Pearl]

Mansize tissues. Kleenex are changing the name of mansize tissues for gender equality issues.

Mansize to me suggests that men have bigger hands and noses which is more of a biological tissue issue rather than an equality issue, so unless we're going to start breeding small men I don't see an issue with tissue size. Lets not even mention mansize flu, if you don't have mansize tissues what are you going to use for mansize flu?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Wonder if the design emanated from France or Italy , specifically Rome, whose citizens profile and size of Nose warrant a larger tissue , although there are examples of British people who most definitely could not survive man flu without these larger tissues

 

[dick]

I mostly use kitchen roll at home in place of tissues of any size. However I always have a pocket pack of tissues for when I am out !

 

[Pearl]

Has men you should be appalled at the total lack of tissues for your mansized noses. If that's not discrimination I don't know what is.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

As the seasonal song says :-

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Dribbles running down your nose
Man size Tissues needed by a Choir
Can't use the sleeves of their Clothes !

 

[happyjack]

Atishoo!!

 

[RickAns]

I saw an article about that online the other day. Crazy world we live in where people feel a need to complain about 'mansize' tissue.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Is that the eleventh commandment?. All tissues should be equal size?.

 

[Pearl]

Is that the eleventh commandment?. All tissues should be equal size?.

I'm pretty sure not but if it is people break all the others so why not this one.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

All tissues should be equal size?

They may be but its all about the PLY , some 2 ply tissues are not worth the money , blow your nose in a crowded street with 2 ply and you know someones going to get the contents on their coat . If it hits the sleeve then that, whilst gross and unpleasant, would not look as out of place and the back or front!

 

[RickAns]

Oh my goodness, LoL! I just stumbled across this skit from Chewin the Fat where a lady is buying a bunch of 'man size' tissues. I love your no holds barred sense of humor comedy.