My girlfriend said I was immature! I made her get out of my toybox!
That ith tho funny. You thilly man.So Mike Tyson is vacation in Egypt. He is having a great time but slowly begins to run out of things to do. A few days go by and he even grows tired of gawking at the pyramids. He’s searching for something to do! He heads to his local marketplace. There he finds a book on ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics and a sewing kit. He thinks to himself,
“Thith will work!”
He’s in his hotel room sewing away and reading to hieroglyphic book. He gets to the last page of the book and sees that the last symbol is scratched out of the book! In that very moment of mild frustration he accidentally sticks himself with the needle. He yells,
“Yowsah! I’m just mithing a thymbol!”