For all Brave Men

[maltrab]

There is a vacancy at the Cafe, you will have to wear a pinny and hard hat
https://holmfirthevents.co.uk/job-vacancy-cafe-assistant-supervisor-sids-cafe-holmfirth/

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Clearly the Job Description has moved on from Ivy's day in the job specification it quotes "helpful and polite " as an essential characteristic but omits the skill of hitting certain customers on the napper with a tin tray.

 

[RickAns]

I can just hear Crusher getting scolded by Ivy for calling his pinny a frock.

 

[happyjack]

Opportunity to learn the business

 

[Brian Johns]

I have made an application on behalf of my missus...... she has the relevant training and experience as required and is fully qualified on tin tray and yard brush!

 

[Brian Johns]

Mind you....the daily commute might be a problem

 

[barmpot]

Regret that although officially retired I am working virtually full time on the railways at present!

 

[Pearl]

I've done cafe work and had extensive expexperience with tin trays and men so I might give it ago.

 

[Pearl]

Ok so that didn't come out the way it did in my head but I'm sure you'll all keep your minds out of the gutter!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I had 30 replies in my head in 30 seconds but I will do the honourable thing and refrain. Very brave of you not to delete the post Pearl

 

[Pearl]

I knew they'd be at least one gentleman here.