And Here is the Weather.

Discussion in 'Chat about anything non Summer Wine' started by Pearl, Nov 28, 2017.

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  1. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    I'd rather Have the snow.
     
  2. Brian Johns

    Brian Johns Well-Known Member

    we had 39C....haven't seen any snow lately!:12:
     
  3. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    We have -1 and 3 foot of snow.
     
  4. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW.
     
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  5. Brian Johns

    Brian Johns Well-Known Member

    Neil Diamond eat your heart out!:p

    You get Met office warnings for YELLOW SNOW???????? Those satellites must have better cameras than I thought!:08:
     
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  6. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Where she began, I can't begin to knowing
    But then I know the wind is growing strong
    Was in the summer
    Then summer became the winter
    Who'd have believed she'd come along
    Hands, grabbing hands
    Reaching out, holding me, holding you

    Gust Caroline
    Bad times never seemed so Bad
    I'd be inclined
    To believe they never would
    But now I ...............
     
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  7. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

  8. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Sky signal went kaput so I ring Shy and he talked me through the process while we were waiting for the box to reboot he asked if there was anything else I'd like to talk about so of course being British we fell naturally into the weather topic I asked if he had any snow yet and he said not yet and that he was in Sheffield, I said that we go up that way a lot and he ask where, I told him Holmfirth and he knew it well, said how beautiful it was. So this thread isn't totally off topic. :D
     
  9. Adanor

    Adanor Well-Known Member

    When I was working, I was on the 5th floor which was the height of the flagpole across the street. I ended up giving a weather forecast to some visiting firemen like this: If the flag is waving, then it is windy. If the flag is wet, then it is raining. If the flag is still, then it is calm. And so on and so forth.
     
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  10. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Dick,

    You need to follow the example of the Wild West Desperado cowboys like Big Gulch Barry or Scarface Sid or even Wild Bill Wally and get yourself a pair of combinations to keep the cold out .

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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  11. dick

    dick Well-Known Member

    What you do in your free time is no concern of ours Brian !:08::rolling:
     
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  12. dick

    dick Well-Known Member

    Got me woollies on mum !:28:;) Specially me wooly vest .:22:
     
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  13. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    So Caroline is on her way. And I'm reliably informed by the BBC that tomorrow we'll have barmy 12c descending to 1c on Friday before hitting -1c on Saturday, the I've earmarked for the final xmas shopping. Everyone message Dick and ask him if he's got this woolies on.
     
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  14. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Longer the piece of string the greater the storm. Poor old Michael Fish must have been wrapping a parcel all those years ago when he dropped his ball , of string, and it rolled down his stairs and out the front door . :08:
     
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  15. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    It' s all in the length.
     
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  16. Brian Johns

    Brian Johns Well-Known Member

    I just use a bit of string!
     
  17. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Or maybe get a bit of seaweed.
     
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  18. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member


    It is too complex Brian all you need :-

    RAIN
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    DRY
    sun.jpg




     
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  19. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    I console my Catholic granddaughter who's worried that she won't meet me in heaven by saying that if your god is has just and forgiving has you say then anyone who lives their life in a good way by helping others and being selfless with empathy and kindness he'll let them in anyway.
     
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  20. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Yes they did, that was the end of his credibility right there :rolling:
     
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