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What do you get if you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic ??..........................About halfway !:confused::08:
 
Ford are having issues at their car plant in Dagenham with productivity so they hire a professional senior manager to go and sort it out . On his first day he goes on the shop floor inspecting the workers and how production is progressing when he comes upon a guy standing leaning against the wall . Angrily he storms up to the guy and shouts " How much do you get paid a week to keep that wall up" " about £200 " the guy retorts . "Right" the Manager says " Here's £800 consider yourself sacked pack you stuff and get out" .

After the guy goes he is talking to the other managers " Well that showed that @:£$% slacker what did he do here ?" " he's the Domino's Pizza delivery man" .
 
Did you hear about a string that walked into a bar. The bartender said “we don’t serve your kind here.”

Subsequently, the string left the bar, mussed up his ends and tied himself up. Then walked back into the bar. Upon doing so, the bartender said "aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?"
To which the string replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
 
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