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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Clegg: "I was 14 before I realized that lips were NOT NECESSARILY yellow."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Wally: "Have you got room for one MORE feelin' MISERABLE?"
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Sid: "I remember one year, our LASS gave me thermal underwear."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo to Foggy & Clegg: "Tha's goin' to be KICKIN' tha's self it tha's forgotten anybody."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Clegg: "We hadn't known him 12 hours when he started doing Al JOLSON impressions."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy to Compo: "We're very GRATEFUL for the reminder, but yes thank you, we're absolutely certain."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy to Compo: "We've FINISHED Christmas shopping."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy to Compo: "Yes, why don't you wear that outfit you've scarcely EVER worn?
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Edie: "The one with the clothes that look as though he's barely survived an eXplosion."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy: "Just be thankful you're not going uphill, WEARING full equipment and carrying a rifle and bayonet."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Clegg: "It's a lot like being really ill, is VIGOROUS exercise."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Seymour: "I've seen what it's like, locked in wedlock with someone UNYIELDING, UNSYMPATHETIC."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Alvin to Hobbo: "You look TERRIBLE."
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo: "I could go for that - being an oil SHRIEK. SIX wives and four camels!"
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo, after falling into a canal: "I bet it's RUINED me jacket."
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