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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    LOL..FINALLY!! someone twigged! :) :)
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    I'm sorry Captain, but I am still grounded,,,,not allowed to come out and play! :tw:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    UMMM..Tossing the caber has nothing to do with distance! As for the distance a boomerang goes......I think it is pretty well established that they dont go that far from the thrower!:08: (Actually a REAL boomerang is a lump of wood designed to be thrown at prey and is NOT designed to return!)
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    Did I mention We're all dooooomed! I think I may have just nudged MY demise along a fraction! ROTFLMAO:03::03::03::cool:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    NOTE: Nothing implied on the ethics of drinking or anything...I just cannot stand the smell or taste! My late Mother in Law made the mistake of trying to spike my drink one day (She didn't believe ANYONE didn't drink!) Lets just say One broken glass AND the table it was on!! She got the message!
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    OH! TEA! You mean the vile horrible stuff that pommes drink (including wife..she's a cockney!) I was unfortunately forced to drink the stuff when growing up (not the Edinburgh stuff you mentioned!) Saying it is the finest tea on the planet is like saying Elephant dung is better than cow dung in...
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    Actually...sorry all, have to call it off...Wife says I can't come out and play anymore! :confused2:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    Another impugner of my (dubious) heritage! At the risk of becoming d'Artagnan I challenge you too Meet me here for Thumpy Dub
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    LOCKE???? Ness!!!!! Madam you insult me again!... and Scottish TEA?????? I'll have you know Scottish Tea is a nighttime meal! I'll see you at LOCH!!!!!! Ness with Haggis and Black Pud! (I will even invoke the ancient Lancastrian art of ECKY THUMP!..brink your best Bunnett!) Just remember my...
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    How dare you! I am SCOTTISH through and through, I just happen to reside in Oz. Them's fighting words lady! A duel is called for, I say HAGGIS at 20 paces! **^^<:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    If you promise to keep it between ourselves Pearl...I am a bit like you! Shhhhhhhhhhhh:08: I am typically Scottish...Blue Skinned! I get burned watching fireworks on TV!
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    You are absolutely correct Terry... I stand corrected! ^^>:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    Here's proof...and YOU WERE THERE!..you drove me!!! :cheek: :cheek:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    I have BEEN THERE! It was even WORSE there! the sky wasnt GREY..It was BLACK and not only did the Sun vanish...so did half the countryside!! As for the temperature...Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :tw:
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    We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

    HELP!!! :13: :13: :13: Something strange is happening here in Perth West OZ! The sky is broken and gone a funny grey colour.:eek: The sun has vanished and we don't know where it is.! We know the sky is broken because its leaking strange wet stuff all over the place. I don't know if we can...
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